I would sing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston with a broken voice cuz that would tick the hell out of people
literally thats all anyone would need to tell me to get me to hate john green
"did you know in one of his books the two main characters make out in the anne frank house"
thats literally making out with someone at a holocaust memorial that’s awful what…
I’m pretty sure they do it because it’s what Anne Frank would have wanted? Young lovers to be able to enjoy themselves and live their lives?
its funny you say that because im pretty sure that’s not what anne frank would have wanted that’s what john green said anne frank would have wanted and we’ll never know what anne frank would have wanted outside of her diary because she was oh you know
Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.